I'm just the balloon person Tee
If you’ve ever been setting up balloons and someone asks you where the cake goes… this shirt is your new personality. Designed for balloon artists and event pros who are constantly mistaken for wedding planners, coordinators, DJs, caterers, and emotional-support humans, this tee says exactly what we’re all thinking:
“I’m just the balloon person. I don’t know where the cake goes…”
Printed in bold teal lettering with a deadpan line underneath, this Comfort Colors 1717 tee is soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get a laugh from every vendor and venue staffer onsite.
✨ Details-
Brand: Comfort Colors 1717 — the crowd favorite for buttery-soft, garment-dyed tees
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Fit: Relaxed unisex fit, perfect for install days
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Design: Teal text with a cheeky, relatable sub-line for balloon pros
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Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton — thick, premium, and built for long event days
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Print Style: High-quality, vibrant ink that lasts
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Perfect For: balloon artists, event decorators, install crews, vendor teams, or anyone who just wants to set up their balloons in peace
It’s funny.
It’s honest.
It’s the most accurate shirt you’ll wear all season.
Whether you’re at a wedding, birthday, corporate event, or styled shoot, this tee sets expectations CLEARLY while still keeping things playful and professional.
Plus — every vendor will want one.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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